Who am I, that the Lord of all the earth
Would care to know my name
Would care to feel my hurt
Who am I, that the bright and morning Star
Would choose to light the way
For my ever wandering heart
Not because of who I am
But because of what You've done
Not because of what I've done
But because of who You are
I am a flower quickly fading
Here today and gone tomorrow
A wave tossed in the ocean
A vapor in the wind
Still You hear me when I'm calling
Lord, You catch me when I'm falling
And You've told me who I am
I am Yours, I am Yours
Who Am I, that the eyes that see my sin
Would look on me with love
and watch me rise again
Who Am I, that the voice that calmed the sea
Would call out through the rain
And calm the storm in me
whom shall i fear
whom shall i fear
i am yours
who am i
Hi! I'm Sharley but everyone calls me... well, i guess i have too many nicknames to list, opps:X
I'm 14 going on 15 this year and to all those darlings out there, remember my presents on 29 Aug! XD
Currently studying in RGS, class 303 and a proud richardsonion.
I swim because I'm too cool for a sport that requires clothes. i dance because I'm so hot I melt.
dailies
Sunday, October 26, 2008
-11:57 PM
Yo! Yesterday went to east coast to attend Darwin's and Ying Teng's family's BBQ! Shall blog about it soon, after Lydia or whoever blog about (so that i can kope from them, haha, i'm a lazy pig). So for now, i shall entertain you with some sick jokes i found from one of my friend's blog, quite humorous(:
The Frog
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.
He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"
Of course the Madam said no.
He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant for dinner, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"
Science Rocks
Sixth grade science teacher Mr. Sampson asks his class: "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"
Nobody raises a hand, so he calls on the first student to look his way.
"Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"
Mary stands up, blushing furiously. "Sir, how dare you ask such a question?I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal,who will have you fired!"
Mr. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted. He asked the class the question again and this time Sam raised his hand. "Yes, Sam?"
"Mr. Sampson, Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye."
"Very good, Sam. Thank you."
Mr. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have three things to tell you: First, it's clear that you have NOT done your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly disappointed."
Amish woman and daughter
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did, and warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did, and warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they!"
I know those jokes are abit sick, but it's quite humorous! Haha, these jokes are for people who feel troubled to just laugh their heads off. Just want to say to you to not to worry too much, it's bad for you, and cheer up, i'm sure you'll be able to get over it soon!(:
OMGoodness!!! I can't stand my parents!!! They can be so ridiculous sometimes, acting like a bunch of five-years old! They like to drag me into their meaningless quarrels, so irritating! They were quarreling over the fact that my dad didn't want to listen to my mum gossip about our relatives, so my mum got angry and started quarrelling and shouting at my dad about not listening to her. And then she just had to drag me into it, and talk bad about my aunts and uncles, so my dad got angry and they quarrelled! Quarrelquarrelquarrel, very sian la. Then in the end my mum just shut herself in the room for the whole day, and i didn't get to go East Coast to run, had to go to Choa Chu Kang Park to run.): Not nice to run one! Road so zig-zaggy, then no wind some more!):*pout* Anyways, came back, mum cooked dinner for herself and asked us to eat out. Like WTH, what did i do to deserve this? So my dad went to buy food for the both if us, then he was like telling me how unreasonable my mum is and that she's very childish. Then, he went out to buy food, my mum came out of the room and started telling me about how my dad doesn't listen to her, about how ******* his brothers and sisters are, blahblahblah. I sit on the couch watching TV and at the same time listen to them complaining about each other. WTFH! Am i just a soft toy or statue or what? Am i just suppose to sit down and listen to the both of you rant about each other?! Like hell! I am a human being, and any normal human bring looking at the two of you quarrel will think that the both of you are so childish beyond repair! And do you know the worst thing is not them quarrelling and treating me and complaining to me... it's the fact that my mum HAD to move into my room!0.o Like OMFG right? Hello, this is so stupid! Why do you have to invade my privacy??!! Sooo irritating! I wasn't very happy with it so i told my dad, and then he started scolding me saying that i shouldn't complain. OMG! What the hell is their problem??!! I can't believe them! I have such a weird family!
Anyways, now i have to sleep with my mum and she's gonna make things difficult for me. I can assure you that tomorrow she's gonna start ranting about my dad to me, and i will be sitting down there listening to her endless ranting. Poor me! Thank goodness tomorrow afternoon got the etiquette workshop, can escape from it! I am so unlucky! Boo this world!):
Heyhey! Exams are finally over for me (i know this is two days late, but still...)! I'm sooooo happy, free as a bird! Well now i shall wish Lydia laogong, Gen my darling, and the other ppl out there who are so unlucky to still have exams, the best of luck in their EYAs! It's play time! Can slack and slack and slack!!! In case you didn't notice, i changed my blogskin!(:
Oooooo!!! I think the songs created by Norwegian Recycling is soooo cool and so nice to listen to. Basically what they do is merge some song together to form a new one, and surprisingly, they sound quite nice. Go check it out! If you want to listen to some of them, i added some of their songs into my music play list, so go listen (you have to wait a while though cause i'm organizing it now)! Have no idea what else to blog... tomorrow go to school at 9 for some admin stuff and principle's talk which is compulsory (sad, i know). Then in the afternoon got etiquette workshop where we will be taught how to eat with class (haha, i think it's to impress your future parents-in-law). Ya, then we have ACP, and netball carn coming up. Not sure whether i'll be playing. Ohohoh!!! And most importantly RS PRESENTATION!!! OMG, I almost forgot about it!
Need to go soon, going East Coast to run. Need to lose the fats in my legs! Bye!
